Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Suprasternal Seduction

A gentleman is but a patient wolf. She bangs her shoulder into my chest several times while i was walking her to the cafe. She lets her hand hangs so close to mine and i brush it gently and apologize about it. Shock and awe. Best game i have ever played. She tries to cross the road, although the approaching car is far off, i firmly grip her arm and stop her from crossing the road just to show her who is the man around here. And then here she sits across the table, which is barely large enough to house two coffee cups and an ashtray. Each time i have to use a hand gesture, i am careful as to not tip the coffee over. And then i don't know with which story i start to make her laugh. She is acting all coquette. Trying to act like her beauty is a big deal. I carefully scan her flawless skin, her cheeks, her cleavage, her hair, her forearms, earrings and necklace, her clothes and her red converse shoes. God! give me a single thing as a turn-off. She is the easily the third hottest woman i have been out with. I am hazy on the details of second one now so in time i can promote her. She tells me i smoke sexy and i am hilarious. Well I have been at both of them for years yet i take the compliment with a humbled surprise. She puts on my thick plastic framed glasses and asks me if i have seen a prettier nerd. I tell her that well there is no shortage of gorgeous women in the world. Shock and awe. But she starts laughing and throws her head back, eyes squinted, and she tells me that i am the worst tease of her life. I smile and fidget. The neck and the clavicle of a woman has always been my weakness. And prettier it gets, greater the temptation. As if through some weird sixth sense, she flaunts her thyroid cartilage. With that thin necklace hanging around that perfumed neck. Divine. While other men will drool over long shapely legs, i am a sucker for her cheeks. The Greek sculpted round faced goddesses, they could learn a thing here from her haughty pointed jawbones. I don't talk much about anything. I fidget in a small uncomfortable chair. Alright now you have me slightly amused. She starts talking about music. Now i will make her feel out of her league, way out of her league. She taps my feet with hers. Isn't she playful? And then i keep making her laugh. We share curses from our native languages. Genuine hit with the masses. I tell her that in my town once, i emptied a bus seat for an elderly man and he thanked me with a prayer that 'may your love last forever.' She asks me how do i manage to stay single. Well i have a bag of tricks. My breed knows how to sanctify women and we know how to put them down in a single blow. Strength. There is something both saintly and seductive in her skin. Her cheeks glow, flawless skin, like a child's. And then we leave. I walk her to her metro station. Her pace is lot slower. She walks dangerously at the edge of the road at the side of traffic. I sigh and hold her shoulders from behind and strongly pull her towards my right.Walking beside her, i slide my fingers inside of her palm and then hold her hand. Instantly she clings to me, her whole body weight against my shoulder. She asks me how many women's lives i have saved. Oh, if only you could handle the truth. But now it's time to sing for her. She makes me take the long path around. I play along, as if i don't know the neighborhood. And then she tells me to leave but no, i like the touch of her hand. It is soft and warm and her fingers feel frail entwined in mine. I feel strong as if with one strong contraction, i can break all the bones in her hand. But tender, I have to be polite for now. We walk like age old lovers. Swaying and joking, with a spring in our feet. And then at her station, when her coach arrives, she looks happy. I softly kiss her cheek. Say good bye and don't look back. Tighten my loose laces outside the station and take a taxi home. I think about how despite of getting fat and having an alarming amount of grey hair which make my gut churn each time i see them in the mirror, it's still fascinating how easily women like me.

I have all the time in the world. I have slept only two hours in past two days. No matter how bad my eyes hurt, my instincts are sharp. I have mastered certain skills and my fingertips know how to exert perfect pressure on the pores of your gorgeous skin. It's all about control now. I doubt Nizar Qabbani's words when he said ' I have no power over you as a man can't change a woman.' I am going to make you want me so bad, that you will gnash your teeth in frustration. Only then i will sink mine in your flesh. Until then i am going to sit across you tables in restaurants and cafes and fidget and act nervous like I am new to this. Much love.



8 comments:

  1. Made myself a cup of coffee and sat down to read this.
    Time well spent.
    ( :

    ReplyDelete
  2. Well, this was twisted even by my standards so i can imagine. But i slept well afterwards.

    You should try Davidoff Coffee. And once you do, you are welcome for the rest of your life.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I already have.
    Anyway. New dream word. Membation.

    ReplyDelete
  4. And that would mean? I am into etymology but i can't make anything out of this.

    ReplyDelete
  5. I don't know what it means. I dreamt that I opened up the Bible. Chapter six. And it's title was The Membation.

    ReplyDelete
  6. I read chapter 6, it's about The Deluge and Noah was told to build the Ark. You must have done that too, by now.

    bation is a suffix from abate, but 'mem' has given me nothing so far. It can be an acronym for Micro Electro-Mechanical, but actually doesn't mean anything. So congratulations, you have stumbled upon a genuine word. But it doesn't mean anything unless it has a meaning, give it one.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Well. Under the chapter was this line 'dear reader. We congratulate you on having read this far..'
    Maybe membation means the process of becoming a member of something. Maybe chapter six was a milestone and I got my membation by having read that far. Or maybe not.

    Anyway. The twisted thing is, I dreamt about 'nuclear inglop' again (another word I dreamt about once) In my dream I couldn't remember if it was ingblop or inglop. And then I found what it's meaning was. And I was like. Oh look. That's what inglop/ingblop means! And then I woke up. I cant remember now what I saw and what the meaning was. And whats funny is that I wasn't thinking about dream words and their meanings until I read this comment after waking up so the inglop dream just jumped out of nowhere.

    I hope that made sense^.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Sorry i missed this somehow. Membation makes perfect sense to me. Lately i was denied access to a club, the smokers over 35 in my office, they gossip like hell, i so wanted to be in, but those cougars didn't let me in, even when they borrow cigarettes from me. Membation could mean that. Get it patented asap.

    Dream totally makes sense. And so does the recall of it. But inglop, variant of inglip? There is this movie, John Dies at the End. It's shitty but it raises some very valid points particularly that Jamaican guy talking about dreams, you will enjoy it.

    And by the way, dear reader, we congratulate on having read this far, it's my line. :D

    ReplyDelete